install theme
funny-pics-4-u:

-
  • me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
  • crush: no
  • me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!

bitterbenanti:

list of things i want

  1. a nice body
  2. pizza

list of things you apparently can’t have at the same time

  1. a nice body
  2. pizza

liamdryden:

commiepumpkin:

Why is no one freaking out over Mater from Cars? The guy lives in a junkyard full of car parts… which wouldn’t be that bad if he didn’t exist in a universe of talking cars

He sleeps surrounded by discarded organs and hollowed out corpses

The Cars universe is so fucked up if you give it more than twenty seconds of thought

prettying:

this

katinca:

it’s been a rough month…